Say hi to the Naked Cowboy. And tell him it’s time to change his underwear. Leer más.
Check out Lady Liberty! But not for too long, or they’ll think you’re a pervert. Leer más.
Can’t believe anyone would go to New York and eat at the Olive Garden. Wait… UNLIMITED FREE BREAD STICKS?? I’m there! (See? That’s how they get you!) Leer más.
Been waiting 30 years to do Letterman and it finally happened! By the way, it’s good luck to rub Paul Shaffer’s head while you’re there. Allegedly. Leer más.