Jenny LaVada Santine

"Order the Dead End Mac Attack. It's pulled pork and mac and cheese ALL IN ONE!!"

"Bathrooms really are good. Clean and educational! Oh, and the actual visitor's center is good, too."

"Watch out for the wifi. You can only use it on one device at a time per room."

"Staff politeness varies by shift."

"Some of the rooms are "Pure" rooms; which, among other things, means an air purifier is present. Perfect for allergy-prone people."

"I take that back—service is actually probably the most miserable you'll ever encounter. People, you run a business! A little common courtesy wouldn't KILL YOU. At least try to act like human beings."