Jeremie Pettit

"Eat here if you want to look down on everyone going into bagel smashery. Or everyone in general."

"Friendly staff, prompt service for my eye exam! Would definitely go back"

"French toast is thick and dense. Go for it if you like challah bread, otherwise steer clear."

"Cheapest place in Lyndy to get shirts dry cleaned: $1.40 a piece!"

"Make sure you don't "trespass" when heading toward Secaucus! Lyndhurst po-po have nothing better to do than sit and yell at people trying to get to work in the morning."

"If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things"