Jessica

"Sale prices are cheaper than outlet prices."

"Cashier was incompetent. Thankfully someone else helped straighten my order out. They have no clue on how to do with busy hours even while fully staffed."

"Remember your prilosec. Tastes better after Clancy's"

"10 minutes means at least 20."

"The memory foam pillow and plush blanket make for the best sleep. Don't forget to cuddle up with Mr. Monkey too!"