Jonathan Turner

"Irritated that idiots check into locations every fucking day whether or not they've actually been there... Twats"

"The service here is absolutely appalling, even on a week night. Lots of better alternatives nearby."

"Excellent restaurant, great service, fantastic food. Try Gosth Laziz or Dabba Gosht -- but anything's great!"

"Baked potato and chilli in the little cafe... Followed by some fruit cake!"

"Have a look at a genuine Victorian operating table. Not a pretty sight."

"Awesome steak and chips!"