Kirk B

"The water in the ice machine (literally) stinks. Get your water out of the Coke Freestyle machine instead."

"Surprise: The cup of coffee here is not very good. It is a Mexican restaurant though, so I'm not gonna hold it against them. Just a warning! ;)"

"Stop being a little PUSSY, and get the Adobe Chicken."

"If you don't already know what you're getting the moment you're seated here, I swear to god all the servers get amnesia & don't come back to your table for 15 minutes. They're always understaffed."

"This is the absolute rudest fucking parking lot I've ever driven in. What a pack of cunts."

"The food is great. Best I've had in Tallahassee. People say the lady in charge is mean, but I think she's pretty cool. Just don't be a dummy."