Martyn Anderson

"Amazing pancakes, absolutely huge, but could do with being more generous on the toppings. Staff and service really good. Gets quite busy around lunchtime, especially at weekends"

"The Snoozeville Airways plane leaves the runaway at between 10pm & 11pm each night. Comfy pyjamas and fluffy pillows are a must. Flights out of Snoozeville are between 6.30am and 10.30am"

"The pass code for the back gate is 8846 and if you get there at the right time of night, you can see a man in the flats opposite sticking A4 pieces of paper to the wall whilst m@sturbating"

"Come heavy if you're coming at all, Hot Fudge B*tches. King of the competition"