Mary D

"Watch out for the older lady! She's an uber b*tch!"

"Breakfast until 1:30 on weekends!"

"10% off reg priced items with student ID"

"30% everything with gap card. June 1-10."

"They make much better coffee and are much faster than everywhere else on campus. Definitely try it here."

"Don't use the washer on the far right. It'll only let you wash a load half as big as the other two."