Max Majernik

"Properly hang your lunch in a tree in the morning to avoid any unwanted interaction with roving bears"

"Make sure to catch the kung fu show every evening at 6 starrimg the fantastical pacolay brothers!"

"Tell adam at the employee cafe that he looks cute and get free bacon for ur burgerr...or a big hug!"

"Get the long island iced tea and thank me later"