Michael Peters

"Astroworld was still open near here when bush was President. Thanks Obama!!!!"

"Studies have shown everyone who chooses not to eat a Mc Rib will eventually die."

"This place sells bacon. Great establishment."

"They play Maury and other awesome TV shows that display the perils of a life for people lacking intelligence but high in fertility. Great food and entertainment!"

"With realistic expectations, this is a delightful experience with cliche subpar service, nasty greasy food, and those chicken tenders are actually fish. Fun place to eat every once in a while!"

"If your billing address isn't on Katy you may have to babysit them a little. Sheesh."