Mike Greenwald

"Moogfest + orange peel = buzz kill lines"

"Winner winner, catfish dinner!"

"Stand up before you flush...unless they need a good cleaning of course."

"I manage all my wealth here."

"The bar tenders told me they were huge fans of the "sitcom" 90210. Still, it's more unique than the other dives in the city."

"Food was good. The bugs flying around my face and plate, not so much."