Mr. B.

"They are now serving hard-as-rock fries that look and feel like refried yesterday’s batch. Shame."

"The steaks are served sliced and piled so that they appear larger."

"This store makes no sense. There are no UK products here, except for a couple of ridiculous looking security guys dressed as queen’s guards. If you need a decent supermarket, go 100m down the street."

"Unremarkable in every respect. Outdoor seating is dated and unappealing. Very slow service. Average food. Low prices. Check your bill, because “ghost items” tend to appear."

"Realno, ovo su najcrnje splačine. Suva pica i povraćka od preliva da bi moglo da se pojede. Ali kad si gladan, čoveka veseli."

"They were out of kajmak, so they mashed some white cheese, mixed it with milk and called it kajmak. Some things you just don't do, my friends."