Don't forget your son Kevin at home. He'll most likely have to fend off burglars on his own.
This airport shares the Guinness World Record with the dodo bird for most on-time flights ever.
As Ludacris would say, "Get out the way!" Step aside to let people off the train, jeez!
"When checking a bag, I always make sure to pack a CONAN intern - that way, if my bags get lost, and they're still alive, they can call and tell me where they are." - Conan O'Brien
Make sure to ask them to wash their fruit and take off all labels before making you a juice, this service is only available upon request.
