Patrick O

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"Sourdough Jack without mayo or tomato. Of course these retards managed to put both on."

"The tv in our room didn't work. I called the front desk and the broad told me sometimes that happens at that time of night. 10 hours later, it still didn't work. Idiot"

"12 bucks a person just to get in. Just go ahead and turn around."

"There's an oven in the room. Which doesn't open bc the fridge is in the way. Sweet design, assholes."

"Buy your hot dog from the chic in front of stadium west parking garage. $3.00 for a quality dog, and she puts it in a paper bag if you want to bring it into the stadium."