Paula Deen Y'all

"Y'all, I can't seem to find the restroom. I need to apply some butta before class."

"I'm still waiting on my butta pizza, bitch!"

"Back on Foursquare, y'all."

"Where's my fucking butter pizza, cuntface?"

"Not enough butta in the batta."

"When I was a child, I had no use for such childish, butter-less means of fun. All I needed was my Buttery Anne doll."