Steven Collins

"Here's a tip: DON'T bring an infant into a dark, cold, alien place that you can't leave for an hour and a half. Parenting FAIL."

"Have a (fried) cinnamon roll. They're the best I've ever had. And I have eaten many a fried pastry, let me tell you."

"Get here earlier than I did next time there's a big free show."

"Try the hummus!"

"SIGN A DAMN WAIVER"

"Try the Libertarian this month (May 2011). Like libertarianism, it's sooooooo good at first, and then the reality of it leaves you sick to your stomach."