Jesse

"Moist towelettes were not moist. Avoid at all costs."

"Get a room that ends in 13 if you want to see the harbor. Rooms ending with 13 or 17 are also the largest."

"I know it's down there let me take another peek"

"The pond is missing."

"stick to the clearance sections, otherwise you're better off at a non outlet store"

"there is a coca cola freestyle machine here. bad ass"