Paul Bayda

"Your system fucking sux. You got iPads to check your shit in but still rely on cash??? Fuck your atm machines with $4 charge. You suck and I hope your business will die very soon."

"Excellent."

"Men's locker room smells disgusting. It's a mix of rotting wet towels, expired eggs, BO, and a hint of fruity shampoo. I'd expect this from a $20/month gym, not what for what Y is charging."

"Isn't a titty bar. Pretty girls in lingerie. Crappy music. Overpriced drinks. Cover charge isn't worth it. Definitely skip it."

"Need some records? This is the place!"