Sean O'Farrell

"This thing could really use a wash. Seriously, dude - ever heard of Febreeze??"

"Rather twee furnishings and a bizarre obsession with pink. Frankly the interior designer deserves to be bitch slapped."

"Fast service and great homemade food at a reasonable price. It gets a thumbs up!"

"Great food but, by God, you certainly don't come here for the friendly service! If you don't mind eating while the Manageress is barking at the staff then you'll enjoy it!"

"Bad signage on the way there means it's easy to miss. They don't like signage in general actually and even finding the bathrooms is tricky!"

"Baggage trollies need a £1 coin. Not helpful if you've just arrived back from wherever with Ringitts, Sheckles and whatnot"