Seattle Yankee

"The park closing guy yelled at us with his bull horn. We are two grown ups walking to our car ten minutes before the park closes. The bull horn and yelling pisses me off."

"The shower drain has no cover and the bathroom smells like sewer drain. It's nasty."

"Them Oysters taste nasty"

"Ever since Colleen has taken over mayorship this place has gone downhill. We need to vote her off the island."

"The Food Sucks Here. Go to the hot dog stand."

"Free Motorcycle Parking. Yes Free Parking"