Servbot 42

"I swear I got it sitting on the toilet!!!"

"I payed $1.39 for sunday without peanuts. To make matters worse, my friend found a pubic hair on his strawberry shake. AT THIS LOCATION!!!"

"This place is shit! everybody looks like they hate working here. Dont hate the customers because youre not smart enough to get a G.E.D."

"For wireless internet with the speed of dial-up, this is your place to be!"

"I know its almost inevitable, but try not to get shot here."

"Dont get bit and you should be fine."