Solomon Tomer

"$9.72 for a single shot of Jameson is absolutely ridiculous. Go somewhere else."

"A little piece of everything that sucks about Boulder right here in Denver."

"Don't go here. The Ginger ale was Coke mixed with Sprite and the toilet smelled like a colostomy bag with a car air freshener taped to it."

"Mega food poisoning from the soup. Avoid it at all costs."

"The soup at the Stop Gap will have you spontaneously emptying the contents of your stomach and bowels."

"Beware the vicious beasts when visiting the house of the gerbil."