Jonny Davenport

"Great hair raising sound system, great sunrise over the spree. What's not to like?"

"Go at 5am on Sunday morning. Stay until 3pm. How to get in? Look miserable and like you fell through a bush backwards, worked for me."

"Don't fall or be pushed into the fountain. The Italian police will fine you €160 on the spot. Also, don't fall or be pushed in twice."

"Lots of cool Swedish interior design shops and the seats at the gates are actually comfortable. I wouldn't be leaving a tip unless I was genuinely impressed. Nice one, ARN."

"Sea bass overpriced for the portion, there was more skin than meat. Service slow and feels like a cafeteria. Nah."

"Security is tighter than Heathrow Airport. Expect to get scanned, frisked, poked and prodded."