St. Pete Rose

"Here's what I like about Banyan. (HINT: It's the breakfast and the bathroom. But not combined. That would be gross.)"

"Get pho'ked up. 🍜"

"I wrote a little story about my first time here. It only contains one poop joke. http://stpeterose.com/post/69980946287/trips-diner"

"I love you. Love, stpeterose.com 🌹"

"If you don't eat your crust here, I don't want to know you. Also, order the Greek salad because it will make enthusiastic yet tender love to your taste buds."

"Delicious, quick and fresh. Great for downtown professionals and sandwich lovers. Get the Sunny Bird and praise tiny baby Jesus for its awesomeness."