Sylvester Ochieng

"Temperatures down to a whooping 14°, please remember not to carry warm clothing...at your peril of course."

"Never been a fan of mojitos but these nice bagas made me change me mind, fuuuuuuuck, this shiet is tiyt."

"Awesome for corporate events."

"Kenya badminton lives here!"

"Sorry, that tip was meant for wiseclean drycleaners at south b shopping centre, avoid it if you can, for your garment's sake!"

"Lousy service, they bleach your clad, mess up the colours and refuse to take responsibility."