Chris Moore

"Don't come a-knocking. We're cannibals and eat every third salesman that calls. The second just left."

"Reduced items can be quite good. Have a bad habit of 'displaying' food on the floor."

"Always polite, sometimes cheaper, sometimes not but always cheaper than the M-Way services."

"Watch out for the blonde who comes and say hello and wants to know what you're doing with your phone in the bank."

"Fantastic selection, outside doesn't do the level of stock justice."

"Don't expect the Bead Shop to be open on a Sunday, because there closed."