Troy Wiggles

"Do not obstruct the doors as it is dangerous and causes delay!"

"You can close your mouth occasionally too. . . .('specially if you're chatting, not singing!)."

"Very nice folks. No riff raff allowed though; be clear on this: no riff raff!"

"Speedwell Hill: exactly the spot where the Virgin Express Euston to Line Street slowed to a crawl and then stopped, due to "overhead line problems"!!"

"They were a tad sniffy about taking my old Angular in part-ex ..."