Lance Coler

"Free Root Beer Floats after surfing or paddle boarding lessons right down the street at Royal Hawaiian Surf shop."

"Great trip and a great crew. Had a great morning at Molikini Island and close encounters at Turtle Town. Strong Mai Tais on the way back!"

"Hertz sucks. Everywhere. Always waiting for a car. What the hell are they doing? They suck."

"My daughter just wanted to wear her Purdue sweatshirt to this place. She's funny like that."

"Slow service here would be an improvement over the current total lack of service. But that seems par for the course at every Wal-Mart on earth."

"There is no place like home."