Mike Brilliant

"Dont forget to take off your shoes at security."

"So poor they say they are from the inner harbor from baltimore."

"Lost my virginity here in the back barn by a girl named terese. She left home at 15 and can make a bomb ass sandwich. Almost got her prego- the sauce. She loves spaghetti."

"Not the real louis vuitton warehouse. Definitely fake. Love the prices though. Extremely high."

"So orgasmic i got aids from the chicken dinner special. Worth it in the end. Its best to share."

"Just found out if you check in on 4 square and show it to the waitress you get free appetizers. If they give you a problem, ask for the manager. Allen is his name. Nice guy. Has a daughter whos hot."