"Please save yourself from this place that does not deserve to be called a restaurant. This horrendous place is a culinary insult. The famous fish head curry is atrocious beyond anything edible."
"When I first had it, it was like eating a dried animal carcass. At the heeding of my friend, I decided to try it again. Thank God I did, it was fabulous. What I had earlier was an anomalous aberration"