Alan Klem

"A do it yourself store where you literally have to do everything yourself. Since it's impossible to get help."

"Sometimes, even Jesus has to get off his bicycle, and drop the kids off at the pool."

"Don't let the name fool you. There really isn't anything out here. :)"

"Gotta love gas pumps that cut off every half gallon. (Ok, not really)"

"Great place to go if you like gas pumps that shut off every two dollars..."

"The only thing it's missing is U."