Paul T

"I'm not going to pay $19.99 to get the tires rotated, sorry."

"Error code 404, gate not found."

"You'll never run out if salsa, give you two when you first sit down and another with each refill of chips you get."

"Always fun to deliver food here."

"I feel comfortable saying that a field with bleachers on one side of the field is not a stadium."

"Be different, try a turkey burger."