"Crap. Complete and utter crap."
Italiana
· Oporto, Portugal
7.4"I wake up famished and have to eat as soon as I open my eyes. This being said, I easily put myself through a bath and a 10-minute walk for these guys' overnight oats. Also, coffee."
Cafetería
· Oporto, Portugal
9.2"The chuletón was really nice, the sides were average. Desserts were a tad disappointing. A bit pricey but you have to pay for the hip frequency."
Steakhouse
· Oporto, Portugal
8.4"Mostly vegetarian and vegan place with really nice cakes and toasts, delicious juices and a decent assortment of teas."
Salón de té
· Oporto, Portugal
7.5"Crappy food, crappy service. Nice coffee. Not coming back."
"Everything is super-french here: the pain au chocolate, the baguettes, the viennoiserie and the super-asshole-parisian-waiters."
Panadería
· París, Francia
5.8