William Alberque

"Great beer, shit staff, creepy clientele...but, it's Interlaken. What the fuck else are you gonna do?"

"Great place to meet prostitutes and drink horrible beer. No idea why this place exists except to give hepatitis via airborne means."

"Unbelievably good. The cocktail sommelier was beyond genius, the food was fantastic and the service was a dream."

"The lockers downstairs are 1€, and, mercifully, there's a change machine near the bathrooms. However, they clear the venue immediately after gigs, killing off any hope of fostering a scene..."

"The airport has been completely refurbished to look like a 22nd century nightclub. Ausgezeichnet!"

"There's a loyalty are that gives you a free coffee after ten purchases, but they seem to be out..."