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"Don't accidentally mistake the blonde bar maid for a bloke and call her "mate". She's lovely, but will treat you funny for the rest of the evening."

"Smells of bad trainers!"

"No chat barber. Perfect."

"Best coffee I've had in a long time. My normal one sugar wasn't really necessary."

"No toilet. Best bet is the Peacock bar, the green, or the cab office if you're lucky and want to risk it."

"Check your change. I know their rent is probably high, but I'd prefer 10p higher prices than to be 10p short changed enough times to be annoying."