Lugares favoritos de Mike

Mike D: I’ll come here sometimes and pretend I’m a boat and try to act “superior” (Lake joke) around the airplane riff-raff. You should hear my boat whistle impersonation - quite impressive

Mike D: Make me fly with java wings!!! Yeah, so it’s not that inspiring, it’s an airport 😏

Mike D: I’ll lounge here for a bit, snack on some Brussels, and take in a movie and then it’s off to Mother’s for a bedtime story!

Mike D: Went to have myself appraised and they laughed at me! Didn’t do much for my self esteem 😒

Mike D: Aisle 5 is right next to Aisle 6, bit aisle 158 - not so much! Guess we’re going to have to do without toilet paper this week! I’ve got leg cramps 😏

Mike D: They make them pizzas lickety split and they split them so you can lickety them!