1. Great pizza and nice digs 2. Try the other Cabernet 3. Hide your spoons from the pet monkey 4. Make someone smile to see if they have Arugula stuck between their teeth 5. Socks are optional
For $20 you can eat, drink, belch and make memories - even Kodak couldn't do that!!!
Make them serve your food through a straw - everything comes out so noodley!!!
If you see a kangaroo hopping around outside on the sidewalk selling tickets for free tacos and he (or she) offers you a BOGO - don’t get suckered in - it’s a sucker punch!
There's something in the sink calling my name, if I had a nickel for every time...
I bought something that I can lounge in while it cleans my floors - the Lazyboy Sweepmaster - when are they going to add a microwave to this thing?!?
