I come here hoping to over hear a good tortilla joke. You can never have enough tortilla jokes - you feelin’ me?
Bob's got a flat tire and some leftover cabbage mango chowder bits - I sense a solution in the works, you do the math. Hey that's my pencil ✏️!
The city I live in San Antonio (2 hrs from the Mexican border) has no OTBs, the city I grew up in Indpls has 3 - perhaps OTB refers to the Canadian border - I wonder aloud and perhaps alone
If you’re ever in San Antonio, make the short jaunt up to Boerne and go to the Angry Duck (aka Dodging Duck) - you’ll be glad you did - my favorite place by far
Try the double mocha iced non-fat decaf xtra hot latte frappucino with a shot of vanilla - then explode!!!
Stick your hand in the salsa and scream "I'm oozing!" Folks will look at you like you're nuts. To break the awkward silence, respond "It's Halloween"
I'm a bit daunted by the shear magnitude of Bar Louie flavors of whiskey ala mode, but I'm thinking I'm going to give the Wild Turkey fudge sundae a whirl!!!
Sometimes you gotta eat something coated with shmooey and just hope for the best - other times? - well...let's just say nachos are your friend!
Grab a quick coffee brew of some sort then go get a pedicure at the nail palace - do it now! Before they get surly about how you’ve neglected your cuticles and why didn’t you bring me a Frappuccino?!?
Hey try the coffee here, I promise you it's tastylicious. Yeah I know, you came here for the blueberry pancakes - trust me on this one. Sshhhh, thou doth protest too much
Don't ask for the Salty Dog without salt - they get cranky and threaten to throw you to the jellyfish - I feared for my life
