I'm gonna jump on stage and play my harmonica - I hear you get a free taco and a chance to appear on America's Got Talent or the Gong Show
I'm into the refried bologna, shiitake barbecued mushroom 🍄, endive infused jello, and chicken McNuggets personal pan pizza - then I'll get in a burp or two and head for the side door 🚪- watch me!!!
Sometimes I'll take my putter and a sand wedge and pretend I'm breaking the all time scoring record - then I'll order some waffle irons off the appetizers and belch up ketchup juice
I'll come here sometimes just to be surrounded by 300,000 strangers and eat chicken and watch cars go around in circles - other times I take a nap instead
The blueberry waffle with a side of bacon 🥓 - no need to look any further
Nice sandwich, salad 🥗 and pizza 🍕 lunch stop - go there and get yo'self a free cup like this one here.
